thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via happiest)

Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

lubricates:

the other day in one of my lectures this girl did the biggest fart and everyone started looking at her and she looked so embarrassed so the guy next to her took the blame for it and it was actually so cute in a weird sort of way

(via yelled)

hatin:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

(via departured)

emoij:

emoij:

emoij:

a guy walks into a bar

everyday 

he’s an alcoholic and his wife leaves him 

(via guy)

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

(via oknope)

mytra-fallen-angel:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long  they’ve stopped teaching it where I live 

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

(via happiest)

hawti:

I’ll follow back

suspend:

i think puberty works only for guys 

(via guy)

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