spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

(via departured)

"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
read that, again.  (via fridaynights-citylights)

(Source: angiellehcim, via zacffren)

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

(Source: communistbakery, via dulect)

stuartsometimes:


I warned you
reals:

California-esque | Photographer
amazed:

I follow back everyone!

badluckchick:

I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.

(via dulect)

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY
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