sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

(via blondesoojung)

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
stfukarla:

♡ i follow everyone back ♡

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via dulect)

forebidden:

 

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

(via phobias)

fawnchildren:

minimalixtic:

instagram: prishivlani

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